That’s the life I always wanted
That double foot stomp at the minute mark
This sport is rigged
“No sir! If a man was to steal a statue, he’d be crazy or something like that! The only place he’d want to go is where crazy people are! I don’t know what you fellers are looking for, but if it’s somebody who stole a statue, he’s crazy and you won’t find him! You won’t find him as long as you live! Or in a million years!”
— Flavin, the best incidental character in DRAGNET history.
I don’t even. I can’t. It’s just. What is happening, Hulk Hogan?
And I said ‘Why? Why do you do this?’
And Alex said ‘Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.’
That’s the end of that story but how fucked up is that? That’s crazy.